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FAMOUS SEX QUOTES

Orly Borges Personal Collection

 

"It has been so long since I have had sex, I have forgotten who ties up whom."

Joan Rivers

"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you would better have a good hand."

Woody Allen

"It is not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes Benz 380SL."

Lynn Lavner

"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."

Billy Crystal

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"There is a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what is the problem?"

Dustin Hoffman

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

Camille Paglia

Source: Orly Borges Personal Collection (Contributed by Gihane Chaiban, Venezuela).

GLOSSARY

so long = such a long time (tanto tiempo)
 ties up: secures with ropes (ata con cuerdas o sogas)
 partner: mate (pareja)
have no intention of + ING: have no intention of getting married (no tienes intenciones de casarte)
 devices = instruments (aparatos, instrumentos)
 increase: add (aumentan, incrementan)
 arousal: stimulation (estímulo)
 chief among these: among the most important (entre los más importantesl)

reason: rational motive (razón, motivo)
doubles: duplicates (duplica)
 chances: opportunities (oportunidades)
 date: love appointment (cita amorosa)
 fake = pretend (fingir, simular)
 a whole: completely (toda una)
 swelling: becoming larger (hinchazón, inflamación)
 survey = investigation (estudio, investigación)
 undressing = removing clothes (desnudándose)
 judgmental = faultfinding (criticonas)
grateful = thankful: full of gratitude (agradecidos)
 to shoot pool = to play billiards (jugar al billar)
 rope: lasso, a strong line to secure (cuerda, soga)

 

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