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The schnauzer |
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Apparently this
woman's miniature
schnauzer
had an infection in its ear. The
vet
told her that it was due to an
ingrown hair
and that the best treatment would be to remove the hair with
a depilatory cream.
The woman went to a drug store and asked the
druggist
for assistance in selecting an appropriate product. He
went on
explaining that some were better for use on legs and others
were
gentler
and better for removing facial hair.
He then said, "May I ask where you intend to use this?"
She replied
timidly, "Well, it's for my... schnauzer."
He
advised her,
"OK, but you shouldn't ride a bike for two weeks." |
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I see things
differently |
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Once upon a
time, there was a woman working at a
lingerie
store.
One day a customer came to the counter and asked for
a pair of
frilly
orange
panties. She said she'd like to buy them, and added:
"But only
if you can
embroider
"If you can read this, you're too close", on the
back."
So, the
saleswoman took the panties to the tailor in back, and
described the rather unusual request.
The tailor
said, "Well, she sounds like a
stick-in-the-mud,
but I can do that. Does she want
block letters
or
script?"
Since the
saleswoman didn't know exactly, she went back around to the counter,
and asked:
"Do you want that in block letters or script?"
With a
broad smile, the customer
replied: "Braille." |
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Source: The
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GLOSSARIES |
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SCHNAUZER
schnauzer:
very small terrier dog (perro muy pequeño de raza
terrier)
vet: veterinarian (veterinario)
ingrown hair: inborn hair, hair growing abnormally into the flesh (pelo
encarnado)
druggist: pharmacist (farmacéutico)
went on: continued (continuó, prosiguió)
gentler: softer (más suaves)
advised her: gave her some advice (le aconsejó) |
I SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY
lingerie: women's underwear and
nightclothes
(ropa interior)
frilly: very decorated with frills
(lleno de
volados)
embroider: decorate with needlework (bordar)
stick-in-the-mud: someone old-fashioned, quiet and
serious (anticuada)
block letter: capital letter (letra de imprenta)
script: handwriting (letra manuscrita)
broad smile: wide smile (amplia sonrisa) |
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