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While
riding one day, a
cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a
conversation.
COWBOY: "Hey, nice dog you got there.
Mind
if I speak to him?"
INDIAN: "Dog no talk."
COWBOY: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
DOG: "Doin' good."
Indian is absolutely shocked...
COWBOY: "Is this Indian your owner?", pointing at the Indian.
DOG: "Yep."
COWBOY: "How does he treat you?"
DOG: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me
great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian
has a
look of total disbelief.
COWBOY: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
INDIAN: "Horse no talk."
COWBOY: "Hey horse, how are you ?"
HORSE: "Good."
COWBOY: "Is this your owner?", pointing at the Indian.
HORSE: "Yep."
COWBOY: "How's he
treat you?"
HORSE: "Pretty
good,
thanks for asking.
He rides me regularly,
brushes me
down
often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the
rain."
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