riding one day, a
cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and began a
COWBOY: "Hey, nice dog you got there.
if I speak to him?"
INDIAN: "Dog no talk."
COWBOY: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
DOG: "Doin' good."
Indian is absolutely shocked...
COWBOY: "Is this Indian your owner?", pointing at the Indian.
COWBOY: "How does he treat you?"
DOG: "Real good. He lets me run free twice a day, feeds me
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
look of total disbelief.
COWBOY: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
INDIAN: "Horse no talk."
COWBOY: "Hey horse, how are you ?"
COWBOY: "Is this your owner?", pointing at the Indian.
COWBOY: "How's he
thanks for asking.
He rides me regularly,
often, and keeps me under a tree to protect me from the